Jan
20
Suddenly They’re Dangerous
January 20, 2009 | | Leave a Comment
SUDDENLY THEY’RE DANGEROUS: After years of telling us the detainees at Gitmo were just “innocent Islamics” we picked up in our “sweeps” while they were sweeping the sidewalk in front of their stores or driving cabs trying to make a living, now they’ve become “dangerous” just in time for Obama’s “coronation.” We knew all the time they were dangerous (we caught most of them in the act of killing people and they’re lucky to be alive), but the liberals, including Obama, are just finding it out. They’re really smart, these liberals.
WORSE THAN WE KNEW: It’ll happen soon. The Obama people will start saying how the Bush administration kept “the bad news” from them and they “didn’t know how bad ANYTHING was.
RUSH RESPONSIBLE FOR McCAIN’S LOSS? That’s what McCain is saying, and it’s a load of brown stuff that stinks McCAIN was responsible for his loss. Sarah almost saved it, and she is the only reason the election was as close as it was for as long as it was. But McCain REFUSED to ask the important questions he SHOULD have asked publicly. He gave Obama “a pass” on everything important, while bringing up “softball” issues and stopping Sarah from bringing up anything important after her first speech.
SITTING DUCKS: “Americans are sitting ducks for the crocodile tears of the liberals.” (Ann Coulter) That’s why the liberals claim “victimhood” so much. They know this, and that people will fall for their scams.
OBAMA WANTS TO BE LINCOLN: He’s doing a tour that replicates Abe’s tour after being elected president. He’s also doing many other things to force a comparison (favorable, of course) of him to Lincoln. Whatta jerk!
“I WANT OBAMA TO SUCCEED”: Republicans, from President Bush on down are saying this. Do they know what they’re saying? Surely they can’t be that ignorant! For Obama to succeed, we will become a socialist country with the government telling us everything we can and can’t do. I want him to FAIL! To be a Jimmyt Carter—a one-term president because of his incompetence.